I will not call you back
Dear women of planet earth,
I will not call you back.

I am a Barnibus Stinson.
My toilet seats do not go down
I have just one coffee mug in my kitchen
All this so that you may know, I will not call you back

When the night is old, do not cuddle me
Leave me alone and let me be
But most importantly you should know
I will not call you back

I will not text you again
It's all part of my game
But sooner or later you'll realize
I will not call you back

I had fun last night, I must say
But tomorrow will be a new a day
It was nice knowing you but you must know
I will not call you back